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Sleeps with Dogs has New Digs!

2011-09-29T22:23:00.007-04:00

Hey y'all!
The SWD crew and dog-ma moved into a pawsome new house! Come on over, visitors are always welcome.
Sleeps with Dogs

www.sleepswithdogs.net

Things are woofin' at the SWD house!

2011-09-23T23:20:00.002-04:00

Hey y'all - Come look!

Stay tuned for pawsome news from Sleeps With Dogs.
Coming soon!

Hail to the Pig who's changing Pit perceptions

2011-06-06T20:20:00.005-04:00

Conversation today with girl at the Starbucks drive-thru.

Girl: Awwww... What kind of dog is that?
Me: Pit Bull. Her name is Piggie.
Girl: She's soooo cute.
Me: Thank you.
Girl: Has she ever been mean or anything?
Me: Never. She's super sweet. In fact, if we were in the same room she'd be laying down waiting for you to rub her belly.
Girl (to co-worker): Come look at this cute Pit Bull!

Here Comes Peter Puppytail

2011-04-23T00:52:00.011-04:00

Hi Paws and Peeps!
We sure have missed y'all these past few months. In fact, cant believe this is our first post in 2011. Been a crazy year thus far - Piggie got very sick in January and then an unexpected stray-turned-foster wandered to the SWD house in February. So much to catch y'all up on in coming posts... but today, it's all about the bunny pups. Enjoy. xoxo

Piggie Cottontail

Bella the Beaster Bunny

The beast and her peeps

Harriet foster bunny

Easter peeps -- foster Harriet style

Blu bunny proudly wears pink

Donkey bunny ~ always in our hearts

Howliday Wishes from SWD!

2010-12-24T13:52:00.013-05:00

Wishing all of our peeps and paws...
Magical howlidays and a pawsome new year.
We think y'all are the best!

Power to the Treat!

2010-12-18T19:58:00.026-05:00

The mighty treat has magical powers at the SWD house.
Thanks to the mind-controlling morsels, I have cherished moments captured from the present and past.

Here's a tasty sampling: (Note: Bauer and Gracie are friends of SWD)

Blu, Bella, Piggie

Bauer the gorgeous, substantially-headed dane and Bella

Donkey, Ellie, Blu

Aloha: Gracie, Blu, Ellie

HAPPY HOLIDAYS Y'ALL!

Reindogs: Blu, Ellie, Gracie

Piggie the Pittie Myth Buster!

2010-12-12T20:57:00.012-05:00

Piggie during my niece's first overnighter at the SWD house.

And the morning after.

For more info about Pit Bulls and the gross injustice of Breed Specific Legislation, check out Pit Bull Rescue Central.

Santa Paws' Reindogs Are Getting Ready!

2010-12-04T17:57:00.014-05:00

Santa Claus has Dasher, Rudolph and the gang.

But, Santa Paws has...

Piggie

Bella

Blu

And, helping from above...

Ellie

Donkey

For more pics of Santa Paws' helpers, check out Huffington Post's 13 Reindeer Dogs To Get You Into The Holiday Spirit

Pitties are Pawsome Therapy Dogs

2010-12-02T20:02:00.005-05:00

Pawsitive portrayal of Pit bulls in the media is such a treat! I applaud Main Line Animal Rescue (MLAR) for their amazing work and MSNBC for filing this report.

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

I always thought Bella would become my first therapy dog.

Something tells me Piggie will beat her to it.

What do you think?

Blu Charms Santa While The Girls Strike A Pose

2010-11-26T22:05:00.008-05:00

With the holiday shopping season officially underway,
Blu doesn't waste any time telling his *wish list* to Santa.

Happy Thanksgiving Peeps and Paws!

2010-11-25T03:26:00.008-05:00

I'm thankful for...

1) My boy Blu
2) The One-Eye Beast
3) A special Pig
4) Doguroo (best place on earth)
5) Galla's pizza (a little slice of Buffalo right here in Atlanta)
6) The Bitter Baking Company (tasty cookies with a bite)
7) The Jeep still running on all 6 cylinders (fingers and paws crossed)
8) Hell's Kitchen and Glee
9) Dog advocates and rescues everywhere
10) You

Happy Thanksgiving from the SWD Crew!

Name that Fetching Tag!

2010-11-20T14:22:00.011-05:00

It's time to play a little game I call: "Name That Fetching Tag!"
Fetching Tags are custom made pet ID tags. They are super lightweight and in a word, PAWSOME!

I recently had a Beauty Queen tag made for the one-eye beast and it fits her pawfectly!

Now, Piggie needs a Fetching Tag and this is where my no-decision-making rumpus needs your help!

What do you think Piggie's Fetching Tag should say?

To help get creative juices flowing, here are a few photos of the sweet, silly, playful, snuggly, Pig.

All suggestions are welcome and encouraged.
Oh and one last thing...
Piggie sends a big smooch to say thanks!

Piggie's Identity Crisis

2010-11-17T22:55:00.002-05:00

After living in the SWD house for three weeks,
Piggie struggles with her identity.

Piggie or rabbit?
You make the call.

Pawsome Update: Tenchi has a Furever Home!

2010-11-08T20:56:00.008-05:00

During Adopt-A-Less-Adoptable Pet week in September, I wrote a blog entry about a sweet, special girl named Tenchi. I instantly fell in love with her and after spending three years at PAWS Atlanta, Tenchi's day arrived!

Yesterday I stumbled upon this announcement on PAWS Atlanta's Facebook page:

The BEST NEWS EVER!!!! Hope you are sitting down....... Our wonderful, perfect dog Tenchi just got adotped!!!!!! She was here for an unbelievable 3 long years and now she has found her very own forever family!!!!! There are lots of happy tears flowing at PAWS Atlanta!!!!

Check out a happy Tenchi in her new home...

Streaming down my face are
Tears of joy for Tenchi
and
Tears of hope for all those just like her.

What I Did for National Pit Bull Awareness Day

2010-10-22T22:32:00.014-04:00

Adopted one, that's what I did!

Introducing -- Piggie Rose Webb.

Yesterday was Piggie's first night at the SWD house...

*Special Thank You to Beth for rescuing Piggie the day before her scheduled euthanization... and for the amazing care until Piggie's SWD house arrival*

Jane DoeDog Needs a Name

2010-10-20T19:11:00.015-04:00

That's right paws and peeps - it's time to play:

Name that Pup!

The rules are simple:
1) look at the photos below
2) List your name suggestions
3) All name ideas are welcome

Blog the Change: Kindred Canines Dog Rescue

2010-10-15T19:38:00.023-04:00

*Ellie waits for a furever home*

Kindred Canines Dog Rescue is an amazing organization compiled of compassionate, dedicated people. That is why I selected it for my first ever Blog for Change post!

KDRC is a growing, all-breed rescue group located in Modesto, CA, working tirelessly to pull shelter dogs in danger of being euthanized. All KCDR dogs are spayed/neutered, up-to-date on vaccinations and microchipped.

And, in addition to rescuing, fostering and placing dogs, KCDR is in the process of establishing a Spay it Forward program to help assist people spay/neuter their dogs.

*Handsome waits for a furever home*

Why do I adore, admire and applaud Kind Canines Dog Rescue?
Let me count the ways!

KCDR motto: We are dog advocacy, dog rescue, dogmatic.

KCDR mission: To rescue shelter and foreclosure dogs & assist low income families of Stanislaus County to get their dogs spayed/neutered.

*Iggy waits for a forever home*

As stated on their Facebook page: Simply put, we do what we do because the animals need us. Please consider fostering or adopting a dog from Kindred Canines or your local shelter.

I couldn't have said it better myself.

Thank you Kindred Canines Dog Rescue for all you do!

Beans - Adopted!

Fi Fi - Adopted!

Blu Seizes the Moment

2010-10-09T14:57:00.009-04:00

When I said to Blu last week, seize the moment, I didn't mean it literally. Unfortunately that is exactly what happened. My 12-year old boy had a full on seizure and well, I almost had a heart attack. Talk about scary.

Dr. Matt Miller at Village Vets gave my old guy a thorough exam and ran some tests - thankfully, the results were all considered good. And while we don't know the cause of Blu's seizure, we hope it never happens again!

Here is Blu waiting for his pawsome doc. (We heart him)

Blu resting the day he seized the moment.

Blu hangin' with me on the bed. (day after seizure)

And, here is Blu just four days later... with his much younger sister.

Blu clearly bounced back from his seizure quicker than I have.

Click on the link for more info about seizures in dogs provided by the Washington State University College of Veterinary Medicine

Doggin' My Way Through Life

2010-10-02T16:05:00.011-04:00

DOG guides me on the road and through life.
To the Sleeps With Dogs crew, I adore you.
To the vast community of canines, I thank you.
To rescues and dog advocates, I admire you.
To those interested in a dog car plaque, I encourage you.

New Name for the One-Eye Beast

2010-09-25T23:08:00.009-04:00

In honor of my favorite time of year and love for Halloween,
I am testing out a new nickname for Bella...

PUMPKIN!

What do y'all think?

Adopt a Less Adoptable Pet: Tenchi needs some Love!

2010-09-21T09:52:00.018-04:00

Greetings peeps and paws.

It's Adopt-A-Less-Adoptable Pet week and we at the SWD house really want to get a beautiful girl named Tenchi - out of the PAWSAtlanta shelter and into a furever home!

Tenchi is a sweet lady - believed to be a lab mix - looks like she could have some pittie or rottie mixed in her pedigree as well.

Sadly, Tenchi falls under the umbrella of *less adoptable* because of her dark fur and because her mix of breeds. Also, at four, some deem Tenchi too old to adopt. I almost made that same mistake with Blu. Eight years later... and my boy is going strong at a spry 12 years old. Let's give this special gal the same chance at happiness!

Check out the beautiful, pawsome Tenchi, seen in the video here.

Don't you just love her!

Once each day this week I will be Tweeting (with hashtag #LAPW) and Sharing info on Tenchi and other *less-adoptable* pets on Facebook and Twitter to help them find a home. I’m also posting this link to the BlogPaws Be the Change for Pets Facebook Page. At the end of the week, Be the Change for Pets will tabulate everyone’s blog posts, Tweets and Facebook shares so we can see our global impact!

The last Be the Change Challenge raised over 50,000 lbs of pet food and supplies for pets in need. Now let’s get together and raise the bar for *less adoptable* pets!

Let's do it for Tenchi!

SWD is back for a good cause: Write a blog, Feed a Dog!

2010-09-16T09:09:00.008-04:00

While renovations aren't quite complete at the SWD house, we've returned early to help our shelter buds everywhere.

Because of this posting, a shelter gets a 20-pound bag of dog food! That's right, from now through Sept. 19th, if you have a blog of any kind, all you have to do is write a post and Pedigree will donate a 20-pound bag of food to an animal shelter!

It's really that simple - Write a blog, Feed a dog!

All you have to do is: include the bullets listed here and add the direct link to your blog post to the Blog Hop below.

* Each year, more than 4 million dogs end up in shelters and breed rescue organizations. Pedigree created The PEDIGREE Adoption Drive to help shine a spotlight on the plight of these homeless dogs.

* This year the PEDIGREE Adoption Drive is raising awareness for homeless dogs by donating a bowl of food to shelter dogs for everyone who becomes a "Fan" or "Likes" the PEDIGREE Adoption Drive on Facebook. So far more than 1 million bowls have been donated.

* Special for BlogPaws West: For each blog that posts about the PEDIGREE Adoption Drive through September 19, PEDIGREE will donate a bag of its new Healthy Longevity Food for Dogs to shelters nationwide. It's simple: Write a post, help a dog.

* Thursday, September 16 through Sunday, September 19, the Pedigree BlogPaws bloggers will host a Blog Hop to help raise awareness for the "Write a post, help a dog" effort.

Let's make Pedigree donates tons of dog food to shelters everywhere!

Power to the paws y'all!

Shout-Out from Sleeps With Dogs

2010-08-27T15:13:00.005-04:00

Hey Y'all!
We are out roaming the streets while the SWD house undergoes a renovation. We are planning to move back into our new digs soon. Please stay tuned...

Ode to Donkey

2010-08-22T18:23:00.008-04:00

Devoted
One of a kind
Needed to be near
Kissable
Everyone loved him
You will always be in my heart

Donkey (12/99 - 6/10)

Tired of Looking at Fido's Fanny?

2010-04-07T16:10:00.000-04:00

I can think of a couple dogs in the SWD house who could benefit from RearGear's No More Mr. Brown Eye bum covers! I am not saying any names, Blu and Donkey!

Just when you think you've heard it all... RearGear's creator has already sold over 200 covers and offers designs including a disco ball, air freshener, heart, flower, biohazard, smiley face, number one ribbon, cupcake, sheriff's badge and dice. You can even have covers custom made. That's right, for five bucks you too can dress-up your pooch's pooper. Oh the possibilities are endless! Check out RearGear's Etsy site if you are interested or need a good laugh.

Family Meeting at the SWD House

2010-02-27T20:53:00.022-05:00

After picking up yet another crumpled leaf and wiping nose prints off the glass door again, I decided to call an emergency family meeting. Yep, I spoke with Donkey, Blu and Bella about cleaning up after themselves and perhaps pitching-in with house cleaning.

Here were their responses:

What's a mother to do.
Any suggestions?

Reading Hour At The Sleeps With Dogs House

2010-02-18T16:45:00.004-05:00

Dog imitating life or Life imitating dog?
you make the call.

*bonus points if you can name the nose*

If The Hat Fits... Wear It!

2010-02-11T00:34:00.004-05:00

It's Elementary

2010-02-04T23:11:00.010-05:00

10 Things I've Learned From My Dogs:

1- It's okay to remain shower-free for long periods of time
2- Shaking your ass does get attention
3- Stalking is an acceptable behavior, esp. when food is involved
4- Napping is good anytime of the day
5- Non-stop talking will get you what you want
6- You actually can sleep with only 50% of your body on the bed
7- Daycare isn't just for kids
8- Love comes in all shapes and sizes
9- It's okay to pee outdoors

10- Beauty comes from within

When Poop Happens!

2010-02-03T00:25:00.006-05:00

What goes in must come out!
That's right y'all, poop happens.
Have no fear of the doodie,
I found something to make every dog owner's life a little easier.

Dogbag duffels - from www.dogbag.com
Fun, festive, lightweight, easy to use dog bag dispensers.
No more bulky, cumbersome dispensers for the SWD crappers.
I attached a dogbag duffel to Bella's leash clip on our walk and it worked like a charm!

Donkey, Blu and Bella -- Twittering?!

2010-01-25T21:29:00.007-05:00

Coming soon to a computer near you...
Tweets directly from Donkey, Blu and Bella.
That's right, the trouble-making trio will be twittering on their own.
As Bella says: Power To The Paws!

Even your Chihuahua can tweet

NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- Social networking is going to the dogs.

In its first-ever toy created for the canine community, Mattel isintroducing a product called "Puppy Tweets" that meshes the hugely popular Twitter with consumers' love of pets.

Puppy Tweets is a plastic tag with a sound and motion sensor that you attach to your pet's dog collar and connect its USB receiver to your computer. Then you create a Twitter account for your dog and enjoy updates all day from Sparky or whatever its name is on your computer or smartphone.

The tag is set with several pre-recorded tweets that are triggered by the dog's activities. So is he's running around, you might get a tweet that says "I finally caught that tail I've been chasing and...OOUUUCHH!"

If Sparky is napping, he'll tweet "Somedays it feels like my paw is permanently on the snooze button!" If he's making a ruckus, his tweet will let you know that as well, saying"YAHOOOOOOO! Somedays you just gotta get your bark on."

"Puppy Tweets capitalizes on two popular trends - the use of social media and real time communication, as well as peoples' extreme love for their dogs," said Susan Russo, Mattel's director of marketing.

Puppy Tweets is part of the No. 1 toymaker's line-up of new products for 2010 that it showcased to members of the media Thursday ahead of the industry's annual Toy Fair in New York next month.

Jim Silver, a toy industry analyst and editor-in-chief of TimetoPlayMag.com, said he was "curious" about Puppy Tweets when he first saw it.

"I thought that a 5-year-old doesn't know about Twitter," he said. But he said that Mattel is going after an entirely different market and "expanding beyond kids" with Puppy Tweets. "This is a product for adults."

Does it make sense?

Said Silver,"It's a good thing to try especially since no one else has come up with a pet product quite like this."

Puppy Tweets will be available at retailers in the fall, and will carry a
suggested a retail price of $29.99.

Did You Say Something?

2010-01-23T19:19:00.003-05:00

Friend of SWD - Jeannie - attempts to gain control of the bed while her pooch Gracie has other plans and Bella pretends ears are what's missing on her head.

Three Little Monkeys Sleeping On The Bed

2010-01-19T00:14:00.005-05:00

I give my three little monkeys huge props for saving me a spot on the bed. Now if only I were a contortionist...

Calling Donkey Out... Again!

2010-01-09T19:25:00.011-05:00

Dearest Donkey,
It is a new year and the perfect time for fresh starts!
While I am grateful your other end is not resting upon my pillows, I would appreciate if you could manage to occupy your own side of the bed. Thanks big guy.
Love,
Mom
xoxoxo

Happy New Year from SWD!

2010-01-03T22:21:00.008-05:00

Wow y'all... it's 2010! Is that crazy or what!

Speaking of crazy - this has been a wild holiday season - beginning with my Supersizing in Buffalo trip home for Thanksgiving.

While me and my more than ample backside are in post-Buffalo/holiday recovery mode, I want to take a moment to say Sleeps With Dogs is back and evolving in 2010! There's lots of exciting news and changes on the way. We hope y'all will come along for the ride!

In the meantime, postings resume... starting today.

Wishing you all peace, love, good health and tons of treats in the new year!

Wags & Smooches,
Rachel, Donkey, Blu and Bella

Supersizing in Buffalo!

2009-12-07T22:49:00.014-05:00

Svelte Donkey

I am sitting here wondering why some dogs eat like its their last meal while others stop when pleasantly satisfied. And, wondering why cant I be a member of the latter group?! Or better yet, if I could just have Donkey's metabolism. He eats six cups of food a day and yet retains his girlish figure! Lucky bastard!

I recently returned from a trip home to Buffalo where every day I ate like I was going to the electric chair.

Buffalo is famous for it's wings (YUM), but to it's homies, the city is also known for countless other tasties! After two years away from my grazing utopia, I found it necessary to shovel-in as many of my favorite hometown morsels as physically possible.

Here is just a sampling:

Chef's spaghetti parmesan - Going to need dynamite to clear my veins - but it was worth every bite!

Mister Pizza on Elmwood Ave - cheese, oh glorious cheese!

Bob & John's on Hertle Ave. My love for this tuna sub began way back in high school. I'd been known to ditch lunch often for a trip to Bob & John's! And after all these years the tuna sub is still as delish!

Watson's chocolaty clouds of heaven! I brought a bag back for a friend (we work together). Kim's shift didn't start until 3:30pm. When I gave her the bag of sponge candy, it was half empty. Or as I like think on the positive side. It was half full!

Miraculously, I could buckle my airplane seat belt on the flight to Atlanta. I literally held my breath in order for it to lock! It was a close call.

Grattitude and Thanksgivingness

2009-11-26T12:17:00.009-05:00

Taking a gratuitous moment for some thanksgivingness...
What I am thankful for: (in no particular order)

Family
Friends (near and far, old and new, online and in person)
My Pups (past, present and future)
Animal Rescue Groups
My voice (written and verbal)
New experiences and Special memories
Nature
Buffalo, NY
Orange Chocolate
Flipflops
Lip balm
Flannel PJ Bottoms
Sleeping With Dogs
You

Donkey Is A Repeat Offender!

2009-11-14T20:44:00.002-05:00

Dearest Donkey,
The pillows in which your head rests upon are mine,
those in which your ass rests upon are your's!
Love,
mom
xoxoxo

No Thank You Tony Dungy, We Don't Want Michael Vick!

2009-11-11T11:51:00.011-05:00

Dear Mr. Dungy,
You are a noble man, yet I assure you Michael Vick is not welcome nor wanted in Buffalo! Please take your unworthy cause and move on to another team.
Thank you,
Rachel, Blu, Donkey and Bella

Tony Dungy sees Buffalo Bills as 'dark horse' to sign Michael Vick

NEW YORK — Tony Dungy says Michael Vick could potentially wind up in Buffalo, which he says previously discussed signing the quarterback.

Dungy has served as an adviser to Vick since the Super Bowl-winning coach retired from the Colts after last season. Now a commentator for NBC, Dungy confirmed during the pregame show Sunday night before Philadelphia hosted Dallas that the Bills and Vick “talked originally” when Vick was searching for a team after serving 18 months in federal prison for running a dogfighting ring.

The Eagles signed Vick to a $1.6 million contract for 2009, with a team option for the second year at $5.2 million. But he has played sparingly.

“I told Michael to just worry about this year,” Dungy said. “It’s technically up to Philadelphia. If they want him back, he has to stay there. If they don’t, there are some teams looking for quarterbacks: Cleveland, St. Louis and Washington.

“But I think a dark horse is Buffalo. They talked originally. There was some communication there. I think that could be a good spot.”

Vick has not been the weapon for the Eagles some expected and he was in for only two plays in their 20-16 loss to the Dallas Cowboys on Sunday night. Vick said his focus is on helping the Eagles win a Super Bowl and not where he’ll play next year.

“It’s what I thought it would be,” Vick said. “I knew I couldn’t come in and do anything that would disrupt the rhythm of the offense and what we had going on here. I knew I was going to have to be patient.”

Bills starter Trent Edwards struggled this season before sustaining a concussion. Ryan Fitzpatrick, a career backup, has been the starter with Edwards out of the lineup.

Vick didn’t want to talk about potential teams for the 2010 season.

“Me and Tony talked about my position in the future, whether I’m here or whether I’m there,” Vick said. “We talked about it, but the primary goal is to help this team win the Super Bowl.”

Vick has completed 2 of 6 passes for 6 yards and rushed 12 times for 27 yards, mostly out of the wildcat formation.

He said he usually talks to Dungy at least once a week and receives “great advice” from his mentor. Vick, who has talked to churches and schools about the poor life choices he’s made, has enjoyed his second chance in Philadelphia.

“It’s been great,” he said. “Every day I wake up and I just thank God I have another opportunity to play football. That’s what I’m thankful for.” (article from: democratandchronicle.com)

Ever Feel Like You Have A Monkey On Your Back?

2009-11-04T15:46:00.007-05:00

Your morning adorable: Dog adopts orphaned macaque monkey in Thailand

Monks at the Tung Luang Buddhist temple in Thailand's Chiang Mai province recently began caring for a 3-month-old macaque monkey whose mother was killed by a hunter.

Helping them with the task of raising the young monkey is Tan, a resident "temple dog" who, Metro U.K. reports, has not only taken the monkey under his wing but even voluntarily shares his food with it! (story from: www.latimes.com)

Now MY monkey's name is Donkey and looks like this...

Imagine carrying THAT on your back!

Who Knew Florence Nightingale Had Four Legs?!

2009-11-01T17:38:00.017-05:00

After being out of commish for five days with a hideous, inhumane, bronchial infection, I must give props to my three Florence Nightingales... Blu, Donkey and Bella. That's right, in their own special ways, my three wicked mongrels took special care of their ailing, cantankerous servant.

Donkey's role was permanent bed-warmer, and by that, I mean the jackass' ass never moved from my side. The photo below shows my exact view for the past five days.

Blu, the patriarch of the group, remained calm, composed and kept it all under control from command central - his bed.

And Bella, well she only destroyed one pair of shoes and my cell phone cover. Not too bad for an 11-month-old, crazy, one-eyed beast.

So, Each time my persistent 73-year-old, Italian mom said, "Want me to come down? I hate it you are all alone," I replied, "I'm not alone, the dogs are here."

I wouldn't want it any other way.

Slept With My First Seven Years Ago Today

2009-10-25T19:43:00.013-04:00

It was Seven years ago today when I walked into the Atlanta Humane Society and walked out with my first dog. Blu is now 11 years old and going strong. Had I not entered the AHS that fateful day, I would not know the joy and comfort of
sleeping with dogs!

NAME THAT ONE-EYE DOG: An Obsessive Chick's Game!

2009-10-19T21:03:00.026-04:00

Okay y'all - it is official - I really am a non-committal, obsessive pile of mental mush. With that said, please help me name my newest dog, once and for all!

Bella Ruby or Bella Starr?

or Bella Stella? (the Italian combo for "beautiful star")

Keeping an Eye Out for Pumpkin

2009-10-16T22:30:00.012-04:00

Was it a coincidence,
Bella devoured only one eye off her pumpkin.?

Genius dog or dumb luck?
You make the call

I Would Be A Skinny Bitch If I Ate My Dogs' Food!

2009-10-12T12:01:00.005-04:00

Seriously people. I adore my three furry mongrels and want them to live long, healthy lives. Some would say I obsess about their food. So they are fed high quality, well balanced food and yet I cant get enough butter and cream in my system. If I could figure out a way to wheel around an IV bag of melted butter with a direct line to my veins, I would! I really do love fruits, veggies, whole grains and olive oil. I just cant seem to eat them.

Perhaps I really should eat the dogs' food... after all, the ingredients are human grade. Blu and Bella eat Innova, they seem to like it. Donkey eats Eagle Pack holisitc dog food, it doesn't smell too bad. And, I would become a svelte, smokin' hot bitch.

But then again, how can I possibly eat dog food, when all I think about is flying home to Buffalo for a slice... or six, of Bocce Pizza ?! And that is only the beginning...

(Thanks to my brother Justin for emailing pic from recent trip home - bastard!)

Beast of Burden Steals My Heart

2009-10-09T20:54:00.011-04:00

FFS people! How is it the addition of a one-eyed, crooked-faced, under bite inflicted, lab pup can mess so much with my blogging, with my life? Well, I will tell you how. That 10 month old, unruly pile of poo-eating, actually everything eating, fuzzball is a crazed animal... a 60 pound beast of burden. I love her!

Lips To Hips

2009-09-14T00:28:00.000-04:00

I will deal with my my more than ample backside tomorrow... today, I eat cake and corn.

Birthday cake for breakfast.
Cupcakes for lunch.
Movie popcorn for dinner.

Have to go now, uh, I mean waddle... it's time for some post-movie petit fours! Kate Moss has nuthin' on me.

-- Posted from my iPhone

Dogs, Dogs, Dogs - Yeahhh - They're Gonna Get Ya!

2009-09-07T21:20:00.008-04:00

I am back and as crazy as ever! Some may say certifiable, I am not so sure I'd disagree. So, what's been keeping me insanely busy for the past two months? Dog #3 for me - #8 for the house.
Officially introducing the one and only... Bellarina Ruby Webb!

Adios, Taco Bell Dog!

2009-07-22T13:25:00.011-04:00

The Chihuahua known for Taco Bell's famous slogan, "Yo Quiero Taco Bell!" is muerte. The adorable Gidget died from a stroke Tuesday (7/21/09) at the ripe old age of fifteen.
Vaya Con Dios, little one.

Hide Your Dogs - Vick Is On The Loose!

2009-07-19T19:36:00.019-04:00

Hide your dogs people - Michael Vick's legal sentence comes to an end tomorrow, which means the spineless coward is no longer confined to his Virginia mansion. That's right, the dog killer can and will saunter amongst the general public.

Is it a coincidence SICK, PRICK, DICK all rhyme with Vick? I think not!

I cant help but wonder if The NFL's commissioner will reinstate the felon and am repulsed by the mere thought of Mr. Sickprickdick throwing a football anywhere other than a prison yard.

Roger Goodell’s benchmark for Vick’s return to football is Michael Vick must show remorse.

If that is truly the case, we can all sleep at night knowing Michael Vick will never play football again.

Good luck to you, Michael.

May you now be forced to fight for your life.

*if interested - check out the article: Vick's legal sentence ends, more judgments await
posted on The Atlanta Journal-Constitution website. www.ajc.com

OOOPS - I Did It Again!

2009-07-17T20:18:00.006-04:00

Well, I couldn't say no to the one-eyed beast. That's right Bella... aka: Bellarina, Bella Boo, Bella Lagosi, Rebel-A, Maybel, Maybella, Hell's Bells, Belle, One-Eye... is now a member of my pack. I smile every time I look at THAT face - I figured that cant be a bad thing. And, the seven-month old lab of terror seems to bring joy to all she meets. I know I can use more joy in my world. I am guessing others can too. So the unofficial, one-eye, underbite, goofy ambassador of joy is here to stay.

Death By Chocolate - A Delicious Way To Go!

2009-07-09T20:28:00.010-04:00

I stumbled upon this article on the CNN website and while a tragic accident, I can think of no better way to for my ultimate demise than in a sea of chocolate. Images of Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory are dancing through my head, esp. the scene where the big kid falls into the chocolate river. Yum! Read on...

(CNN) -- An employee at a New Jersey chocolate processing plant died Wednesday after falling into a vat of hot chocolate, according to a spokesman for the Camden County Prosecutor's office.

Vincent Smith II, 29, was dumping raw chocolate into the vat for melting when he fell in from a nine-foot high platform. He suffered a fatal blow to the head from the vat's agitator, a paddle-like mechanism used for stirring the chocolate.

According to the Camden County prosecutor's office, three other people were on the platform at the time. One was able to shut the machinery off quickly, but it was too late to save Smith.

The facility, owned by Cocoa Services Inc., is managed and operated by by Lyons and Sons.

The rectangular vat, which was 8 feet deep, 14 feet long and 6 feet wide, was churning a batch of chocolate for Hershey's when the accident occurred, the prosecutor's office said.

Who Says Two Eyes Are Better Than One?

2009-06-26T20:49:00.007-04:00

Check out this looker! She may become the newest member of my family. Bella The Beauty is coming to scope us out on Sunday and if none of the other dogs eat her (mainly Tbonz the chihuahua) than this one-eyed wonder will stay. We all have afflictions - some are visible while others brew inside - this girl's are clearly worn on her face. I say who needs two eyes when you have a winning smile like this!

TV - What's That?!

2009-06-23T23:26:00.006-04:00

I haven't had cable for the past five years and since the digital takeover on June 12th, I am now completely TV-less. That's right, no television. No local news. No CNN. No Oprah. No (gasp) Jon & Kate Plus 8.

Living in a house with seven dogs, I am accustomed to people looking at me like I am crazy, tell them I don't have a working television in the house and well they immediately take a step back, like its a contagious, incurable disease.

Cup of Questions

2009-06-21T18:05:00.002-04:00

The bigger question... How many drinks does it take to make my ass look small?

-- Post From My iPhone

Ever Feel Like You Have A Monkey On Your Back?

2009-06-12T20:20:00.007-04:00

Having a monkey on your back could be...

pile of bills
pile of crap in house
dust bunnies the size of a gorilla
toxic job
aging car
unwanted stalker
a husband, wife, partner, significant other

In Ginger's case, it is a chihuahua named TBonz.

CRYYYYY Baby, Dog and MOM - What a pierced nose got me!

2009-06-02T12:07:00.012-04:00

15 years ago I pierced my nose, for the first time. When my mom saw my newly adorned nose, she stopped talking to me for two days. I took my piercing out (I was a wuss).

Fast forward 15'ish years.

Last week I pierced my nose again. And, if you ever want to get any body part pierced in Atlanta, I highly recommend Piercing Experience in Little 5 Points! They rock!

Back to mom. She saw my newly jeweled nose Saturday on Facebook and left the comment: "I HOPE THIS IS AN OLD PHOTO!" Oh I knew I was in trouble. We had a lovely conversation that same morning about everything but my nose.... until the end. The fiesty, almost 73-year old, only child, A+ personality, little Italian woman said she wasn't going to talk to me anymore - only through emails! HA, I laughed. We had already talked 45 minutes. I knew she was bluffing, but played along.

So Monday, this is what I received in my email from mom:
(along with the attached video were the words)

"This is me crying for your nose..."

Dude Proves Dogs Are Indeed Smarter Than Man!

2009-06-01T11:12:00.016-04:00

Here is the difference between dog and man:
Blu and Donkey did not make the choice to cut off their stones. Egyptian dude not only chose to cut off his doinker - he did it himself! Read on y'all...

Egyptian reportedly severs penis for love

CAIRO (AP) — A 25-year-old Egyptian man cut off his own penis to spite his family after he was refused permission to marry a girl from a lower-class family, police reported Sunday.

After unsuccessfully petitioning his father for two years to marry the girl, the man heated up a knife and sliced off his reproductive organ, a police official said.

The young man came from a prominent family in the southern Egyptian province of Qena, one of Egypt's poorest and most conservative areas that is also home to the famed ancient Egyptian ruins of Luxor.

The man was rushed to the hospital, but doctors were unable to reattach the severed member, the official added, citing the police report filed after the incident.

The official, who spoke to the Associated Press on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak with the press, added that the man was still recovering in the hospital.

Traditionally, marriages in these conservative parts of southern Egypt are between similar social classes and often within the same extended families — and are rarely for love.

Whack A Kitty!

2009-06-01T00:30:00.003-04:00

MUST see, friggin' cute story by CNN feature reporter Jeanne Moos!
hmmmm... wonder if I can play Whack-A-Donkey!
Wack-A-Kitty

Forfucksake - need I say more?!

2009-05-27T14:51:00.006-04:00

Forfucksake is the word most used in my vocabulary. I am as known for FFS as I am for living with a "Donkey." I think its about time this versitile word and its abbreviation is officially added to the English language. Webster's - you can be the pioneers of the best word ever - add FFS to your dictionary. You won't regret it!

Here are just a few examples of the many uses for FFS:

When Donkey craps in the house.... FFS!
When the dogs run out of food at mealtime.... Oh FFS!
When TBonz nips at Donkey's wobbly legs... FFS TBonz, leave Donkey alone!
When work wants yet another piece of useless video sent out.... oh FFS, are you KIDDING me?!
When eating a catfish breakfast at Thumb's Up Diner ... FFS, that is good!
When catching glimpse of a delicious fireman.... FFS, he is HOT!

Forfucksake people... get the word out....lets make FFS an official part of the English language. Who's with me?!

a MUST have for everyone - especially dog owners!

2009-05-26T12:54:00.015-04:00

Living in a house with seven dogs... this is a necessity, a requirement, a must!
That's right people - the coffee martini - it is perfect for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Coffee Martini:
1 oz vodka (double for multiple dog owners)
1 oz coffee liquor
1 oz shot Bailey's Irish Cream

Pour in a shaker with ice... and drink till the barking in your head ceases!

liquor used: (suggestions only - any will do - trust me!)
grey goose vodka
starbucks coffee liqueur
baileys irish cream

If I ever make it to 182 years old - please shoot me!

2009-05-24T16:36:00.003-04:00

At an impressive 26 years old, Max is 182 in people years.... at 40, I am not half the dog he is!
Check out this amazing, spry old pooch!

Good Old Max

Gray, Gray Go Away

2009-05-20T20:29:00.011-04:00

Why is it Donkey's fur is luxurious, velvety silver, fabulous and on me the same color is dull and wiry?! Donkey is even starting to get silver on his silver, but Donks looks distinguished and handsome. Me? old spinster'ish and witch-like, but alas, if the hair fits....

Ha! Now here is where genetics played a wicked trick on me. My parents didn't become silver foxes until well into their 60's and even now, approaching mid-70's, they are both far from fully gray and are looking fantastic!

So when I passed the bathroom mirror today and was blinded by the glare of a silver strand... and then another... and well you get the point, I was in an instant panic! How could this be? Where did they come from? And when will they stop appearing? HELP!

But then again, I suppose I should count my silvery blessings, I could be bald like my brother! (love you, J-Man)

COLLAR UP !!!

2009-05-11T01:01:00.008-04:00

Collar up people!
I am not talking about becoming priests, or cops… I am talking about your dogs!
Get an identification tag and hang it around your beloved pet’s neck. It is not rocket science, in fact its elementary. It is simple and can cost as little or as much as you want. Sure you can get the finest designer leather collar for your pooch, or you can even use a piece of yarn. Whatever it takes - get your dog prepared for the outside world, in the event he or she becomes lost.

Now, I am clearly a magnet for the lost and confused. Just the other day, I spotted two canine buddies frolicking in my neighbor’s front yard. They were obviously lost. After wooing them with my charm and the promise of water, I lured them to the safety of my yard. Upon further examination, I realized they were naked. No collars. No Identification, Nada. Zip. Zilch.

After using my own dogs collars and leashes to wrangle the two escapees, I loaded them into the car and set off to scour nearby neighborhoods for their owner. It was obvious the two outlaws were somebody’s pets. After a couple hours of searching, I found the owner. He was relieved to have his four legged family members back and I was thankful to reunite the delighted threesome.

This entire ordeal could have been avoided with a simple ID tag. Had there been a name and phone number adorning the bewildered dogs, I could have delivered the precious goods in minutes.

There are tons of tags to chose from on the market, after all the pet industry rakes in an estimated 34 billion dollars a year. The ID tags can be ornate and custom made or you can get one in 30 seconds, from a vending machine at PetSmart. Just please do it.

I have multiple dogs, and while they would never wander from their laps of luxury, each one wears a collar with a tag. If old Donkey decides to one day hit the road, my cherished pooch could quickly be returned – all because he is properly outfitted with an identification tag

Get a tag today. Your pet’s life may depend on it.

HER TONGUE IS IN MY MOUTH!

2009-02-26T19:51:00.006-05:00

That's what my mom screamed, when a then six-month old exuberant Ellie expressed love for her canine-virginal grandma.

My response: "Then close your mouth!"

Ellie continued her amorous attack, grandma was speechless and I snorted with laughter.

Ode To Diddy

2009-02-05T17:43:00.003-05:00

Diddy was an amazing man.

He was my college roommate's father and my introduction to a true southern gent. Diddy spoke with an accent this yankee girl had never heard. It was a rich, twanging voice that charmed a native Buffalo, New Yorker with every spoken word. Diddy was a kind man who adored his daughters and wife. The Scruggs family was and still is one of the rare, intact families I've had the privilege of knowing. Diddy had a wonderful zest for life and an infectious sense of humor. He not only welcomed a displaced northern gal into is home, he did it with open arms and the same good-hearted teasing bestowed upon his own. He never missed an opportunity to joke with me and I loved it. Now I had never heard parents called Mumma and Diddy before and have not since. Heather's father will always be my first and only Diddy.

I wouldn't want it any other way.

Donkey Needs Help

2009-01-23T17:46:00.004-05:00

I am feverishly searching for a 12-step program for Donkey's pillow addiction!

Donkey Takes Cover

2009-01-05T02:24:00.005-05:00

Donks was happliy sleeping on my bed - buried alive... until I decided to snap this photo with my phone. Who could resist? Clearly, not I!

Big Brother to the Rescue

2008-12-31T03:48:00.017-05:00

Last week, I received a voicemail message from some kid. After listening to the incoherent mumbles of what sounded like a 12 year old boy, I realized the message was for Avery.

Who is Avery? I haven't a clue.

Determining the youngster dialed the wrong number, I moved on. The adolescent terror did not, as the next day he called several more times. No additional were messages left, so I didn't give the calls much thought - that is, until the texting began! I was at my brother's, engaged in family holiday festivities at the time.

The typing assault went as follows:

Pisspot: Hey im crying please text me back im so sad and i i want to talk to someone
Me: u have the wrong number
Pisspot: Who is this
Me: who r you?
Pisspot: Who is this
Pisspot: Who is this!!!?
Pisspot: Whoooooooooooooo is thisssssssssssss please answer me
Pisspot: Tell me who you are nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Pisspot: Tell me who you are nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

By now, I realized I was paying for this little pisspot to interrogate me. So, after I said, "For fucksake, I cant take the pain anymore!" My big brother immediately jumped into action and said, "Do you want me to take care of this?" Without saying a word, I handed Justin the phone and chest bowing, he stepped outside.

I haven't heard from my little "friend" since.

Oh yea - did I happen to mention - my brother is 42 and only a couple years older than I.

The advantages of being a little sister really are timeless!

The Things We Do For Love

2008-11-17T04:31:00.015-05:00

A few days after my Ellie passed, I decided I needed to have a piece of her with me always. So what did I do? Got myself a tattoo (sorry mom)! That's right... I got inked in honor of my girl. Its my first tattoo in ten years, bringing the current total to two.

My new tattoo is based on the design in Ellie's food bowl, and the artist added her name along with a couple of decorative swirlies - it's a nice touch. I simply love it!

Now, the tattoo is placed on the inside of my right arm - I was a little freaked-out the first week at the whole "looking like a lesbian sailor," but I am over it now.... and no offense to either sects of people - live and let live, I say!

Its been 2 months since I lost Ellie and I sure do miss my sweet girl, every single day. Having a bit of her stamped on my arm brings me a bit of comfort.

Without further ado - my ode to Miss Ellie Mae Webb...

My Ellie Fought The Good Fight

2008-09-25T16:15:00.023-04:00

In loving memory of Ellie
(11/1/03 - 9/22/08)

Oh my heart is so heavy right now...

My sweet Ellie had been plagued with liver issues for the last few months... medication helped for awhile but the past couple of weeks and recent blood word said she was a sick girl... not knowing the ultimate cause or how bad it was, she underwent a liver biopsy and exploratory surgery... The diagnosis: Eliie was in the final stages of liver failure.

At 10am Monday (9/22) morning I helped my 4 1/2 year old girl pass-on. Ellie went peacefully and I am thankful I could be with her. It is by far the hardest thing I have ever had to do and a piece of me went with her.

My heart is shattered. I am not quite sure how to go on without my baby girl.

Ellie was such a loving, happy, silly dog her entire short life and loved by all those who knew her. She fought the good fight right till the end and will forever be missed. She will always be my girl.

I take comfort in knowing Ellie is chasing squirrels and tennis balls... and is free from pain.

It happened - my pants DID fall down again!

2008-08-28T01:36:00.008-04:00

Only - this is not quite how I imagined it would happen - there was no massive loss of poundage involved.

I arrived at work tonight with all in order - well as in order as one can be while living in an abyss, known as the overnight shift, but I digress.

Back to the pants...

After working for five minutes I stood up check on some video, only to realize my zipper was down. No worries, I will just nonchalantly zip them up and continue on my way. Then a moment of panic when the reality of the situation registered. Wait a minute - there is no zipper pull!

That's right, somewhere between the parking lot and newsroom my pant's zipper imploded.

And the worst part... the pant's closure is a snap - not a button. I am getting a blister on my thumb from re-snapping, because every time, and I do mean EVERY time, I exhale, the snap bursts open with the force of a torpedo. Seriously, it could take the eye out of a small child with that kind of force. And foolish me, I continue to re-snap each time hoping it will work "this time."

Instead, I am like a grandpa on Thanksgiving who just consumed an oversized meal of turkey and all the side dishes... pants undone, gut hanging out.

Now, if only I were plopped in front of a fireplace, dozing to the sounds of football...

Blu goes for gold in South Carolina!

2008-08-25T03:24:00.008-04:00

Ellie, Blu and I returned today from a weekend trip to see Jeannie (friend since 8th grade). The dogs love, love, love going to Auntie Jeannie's, where they hang-out with their buddy Gracie, are showered with love and treats (thanks Grandma D) and lounge endlessly on the lake-front deck. Sometimes they even put on their captain hats and hit the party-pontoon boat for a jaunt across Lake Murray. In all it is a dog's paradise, and not too shabby for the adults either. Another fun-filled activity - and reason for this post - the tennis court. We take the dogs to a vacant tennis court so they can run and chase balls. Ellie and Gracie chase tennis balls till they can chase no more, while Blu generally likes to take leisure laps around the court. It is pretty entertaining to watch. Well on Saturday, the old guy ran, at full speed from end to end, back and forth, for about 10 repetitions. I was stunned as I cheered my boy on. It was like he was a young, silly, happy puppy. And, I swear old Grandpa Blu was smiling! I know I was.

The photo posted here was one taken several years back. It is a favorite of mine. And while Boo-Boo is older now, with a bunch more grey, and generally slower, he still has some ziptang. Old, young, slow or fast - I love the big guy just the same and I will always cherish that day on the courts when he was a spry, happy pup at 10 1/2 years of age.

Mom & Pups Pet Center - - - Rocks!

2008-08-10T13:44:00.011-04:00

If you are in Metro Atlanta... and want some fantastic goods for your pooch (or kitty), check out Mom & Pups in Marietta, GA. It is a locally owned and operated shop with a wonderful selection of toys, leashes/collars, treats, food and anything else you desire for your precious pet... you can even wash your dirty, lovable dog in the do-it-yourself-dog-wash.

I stumbled upon Mom & Pups one day while driving to my brother's house. Now, whenever I am in Marietta my Jeep automatically pulls right up to the door. I have yet to leave without a bag of goodies for my dogs.

The owner, Christina, is awesome - so personable, patient, knowledgeable and rather saint-like, as she always answers my incessant questions. On a recent visit, Christina went out of her way to specially order a harness for my friend visiting from South Carolina. I was so impressed with Christina's efforts to obtain the pink harness for Jeannie's 80 pound pit.

So when you are in the neighborhood, check out Mom & Pups - you won't be disappointed! And be sure to say hi to Violet, Christina's adorable Boston Terrier - she will be hanging out behind the counter.

www.momandpups.com

Will my pants ever fall down again?

2008-07-30T01:44:00.012-04:00

A couple of years ago I flew to Buffalo for a visit with my peeps.
The flight was smooth and uneventful.... that is, until it came time to deplane.

I sat in business class (gotta love Airtran's 40 dollar upgrade), thus was situated at the front of the plane, and while the crew prepared the cabin for deplaning, a line of anxious passengers grew.

As we all waited, an older gentleman put forth the kind effort to collect my bag from the overhead compartment. (the story picks up here, I promise) When I reached above my head to grab the bag from the nice man... my pants plummeted.... all the way down to my ankles.

*I now have a clear understanding why mothers implore their children to wear good, clean undies "in case of an accident."*

So there I was... arms above head, pants at ankles, ratty pink undies in full view. What did I do? I took hold of my bag, thanked the man, bent down and pulled my pants up, grasped what little dignity I had left, turned toward the plane's door and continued on my journey.

I am guessing most people would be mortified if this happened to them. Not this chickie. In fact, I am certain I could be heard accross the country - cheering in elation all the way to baggage claim - because my pants were so big on me... they fell down!

Perhaps my question should now be "When will my pants fall down again?" I have to believe they will and don't worry mom - I'll start wearing my good undies.

It's Official - - - Donkey is CRAZY!

2008-07-24T03:35:00.011-04:00

For those of you who don't know, Donkey is not an actual donkey, he is a neurotic, obsessed-with-Rachel, 8 year old Weimaraner.

Now when the infamous Donks came to live at the house, it was temporary, until my roommate and I could find him a home.

That was 2 1/2 years ago, and one "returned-from-rehome" later.

I have never known a dog like Donkey. He is crazy, sweet, clumsy. He entertains daily with improvised routines. You just cant help but love the big oaf, or Donkey The Dinosaur, as I like to call him.

Well Donks had to go to the vet yesterday because he appeared to be in discomfort, as he lumbered around in a very non-Donkey manner.

Upon physical examination, the vet determined, "Donkey has symptoms pointing to his neurologic system."

Oh really? I dragged the 75 pound silver ball of panting nerves to the vet for THAT diagnosis?! HA! I chuckled thinking - I could have saved myself a hundred bucks - I already know Donkey is crazy!

But then the vet went on to say Donkey's symtoms are consistant with degenerative disc/spinal disease and he could eventually lose control of his backend. She feels his symptoms are mild right now, and I am hoping it remains that way for years to come, because carting his lame jackass around in a wheel barrel is going to take some serious working out on my part. I'll gladly do it though... for me and my Donkey!

What time is it? What day is it?

2008-07-22T04:28:00.009-04:00

These are the questions I ask myself daily while working the overnight shift at CNN. I am currently in the middle of a nine month rotation where my shift begins at 10pm and ends at 8am.

It amazes me how I don't know the date... days pass, and sometimes months.

I began the shift in the middle of February and one day wondered what day of the week the 29th would fall, after all leap year only comes once every 4 years and anticipation was high! Too bad when I inquired, it was March 22nd.

Let me start by saying... Welcome!

2008-07-19T14:09:00.005-04:00

For those who don't know me.... my name is Rachel. I was born and raised in one of the greatest cities - Buffalo, N.Y. If you've never been, I strongly encourage a visit to B-Town - the people, food, scenery, culture, arts, Lake Erie, Niagara Falls - you just cant beat em'! And if get thirsty for a vodka loganberry(try it, you will love it!), the bars stay open till 4am.

I currently live in the heart of the south, Atlanta, GA - where I've worked in the news biz for the past 13 years. In a nutshell, I am a "news ho" and information junkie with a love for writing.

As for sleeping with dogs - I live in a house my roommate Erin owns, on separate floors and with a menagerie of pups between us...

Mine:

Blu, 10-year-old hound mix

Ellie, 4-year-old doberman/pit mix

Donkey, 8-year-old weimaraner

Roommate's:

Coco, 10-year-old chihuahua

Olive, 3-year old chihuahua

Pickle, 3-year old chihuahua

Ginger 8'ish-year-old yellow lab

So now, I officially welcome y'all to sleeps with dogs! I am new to blogging but look forward to randomly rambling to the masses.

With my crazy dogs... crazy family... crazy life - there is never a dull moment!

Let the blogging begin, or as I like to say.... write on!